(music to Another One bites the dust plays)
<verse 1>The guinea pig ate the dog.
The guinea pig ate the dog.
[refrain]And it ate, and it ate, and it ate, and it ate, the guinea pig ate the dog.
Hey, and it liked it too! The guinea pig ate the dog.[end refrain]<end verse 1> (repeat verse 1)
<verse 2> Then it ate a noodle then it ate a noodle, and then a great Dane.
Hey, and it liked it too, the guinea pig ate the dog.<end verse 2>
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